Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I Want a New Body!


Song parody - based on Huey Lewis and the News.
 (I think Mike W and Lou are in the Tower of Power horn section)

I want a new body
One that moves real fast
One that won't make me feel so old
Or make my legs feel like bricks at mile twenty-six

I want a new body
One that won't hurt my head
When I look in the mirror
And see Frankenstein’s forehead

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
The morning of a race
Among thousands of strange faces
looking for you.

I want a new body
One that won't leak
One that won't sweat so much
Leaving puddles in its’ wake

I want a new body
One without any flab
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when
I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby

I want a new body
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new body
Like the Man of Steel
One with Captain America biceps
Sprinting like a spirited steed

One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when
I'm with you
I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, yeah, yeah
One that makes me feel like I feel when
I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

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