You May Not Be Racing If...?

1. You carry and drink from a coffee mug while in the race and don't spill a drop.
2. You are wearing the same clothes for the race that you wear to the office for work.
3. You have been out there for 3.5+ hours for a 13.1 mile race, are about 35 years old and your mother/grandmother who is cheering for you can keep up the same pace.
4. A mother pushing a two child baby stroller, while walking on the sidewalk, is beating you.
5. Average marathoners, who ran double the distance, are beating you as you complete the 13.1 mile race.
6. Spectators only know you are a race participant because of the race number you are wearing.
7. You are not sweating. At all. In fact you probably don't even need to bother showering that day.
8. You can eat a take out meal while participating in the event.