Apologies to Jimmy Buffett

Disney World ½ Ironman (Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffett)

Swimmin' in Bay lake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those athletes covered in oil
Paddlin' my hands
as quick as I can
Hoping the gators think I’m spoiled

Sweating away again in Disney World
Searchin' for my last bottle of Heed
Some people claim that I look ready to hurl
But I know there’s really no need

Don't know the reason
Came down here this season
Amanda agreed, she’s insane
And we both feel the drain on our brains

Sweating away again in Disney World
Searchin' for my last bottle of Heed
Some people claim that I look ready to hurl
Now I think --- hell, I agree

I blew out my second tube
Stopped at another port-a-john
Blisters on my feet, had to walk on back home
But there's booze in the trailer
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me forget.

Sweating away again in Disney World
Searchin' for my last bottle of Heed
Andrea claims I can catch Janine
but I’m ready to hurl

Andrea claims that
I can catch Janine
But I know it’s only a dream.