Submitted by Mike Weinpress.
1. If you take the number of miles they say they are going to ride and multiply by pi you get actual miles.
2. With me and Mike you are guaranteed at least 3 rest stops.
3. Mike and Jan like to pack a Heed picnic basket. Watch out for Yogi Bear.
4. Mike will always let you know 1 second in advance if there is a road hazard.
5. He does not wear a mirror. Apparently he only cares about cars ahead.
6. He made us stop 2 times to remind me about his free shoes.
7. Mike’s digestive system has a built in anti-drafting mechanism.
8. Jan will mention that she needs to get in better shape as she blows by you up the hills.
9. Mike can develop a circular course and manage to keep the wind in your face the whole time.
10. Something is wrong with Jan. On the down hills she pedals to go even faster. Mike and I coast, put our head downs and sing the theme song for Speed Racer.
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