1. When a man misses a tough catch that may have led to his team winning, it's okay to rip him apart, even though the team never would have been in the Super Bowl without him. (Wes Welker, NE Patriots).
2. A quarterback can win two Super Bowls and still not be thought of very highly (Eli Manning). Please, send him to Buffalo if you no longer want him in NY.
3. If you are going to claim bad steak made you test positive for performance enhancing drugs during the Tour de France, chances are the case will be lost. Especially when everyone on the team ate the same meal and you, Alberto Contador, were the only one that tested positive.
4. Now that the millions of wasted tax payers dollars have been spent and the case against Lance Armstrong was dropped, can we just stop on whether he did or didn't? (dope, that is). Probably only a dozen or so people really know the truth, I mean really know it, and the rest of us can only conjecture about what he may have done.
5. I wonder if pro wrestlers or bodybuilders ever doped, or golfers, tennis, hmmm. Nah. Well, at least we don't care if they do. Americans only care if some of our football, baseball, track & field or bicyclists do or are rumored to have.
6. A secretary of JFK came out this week saying she had an ongoing affair with him. This guy must have had sex with every female he came near. Amazing.
7. I may never do an ocean swim triathlon if this is what is living in the water! (whale shark)
8. If you are on the television reality show Biggest Loser and only lose 2 or 3 pounds in a week, and you are 5'8" or so and weigh in at 350+, please don't act surprised and tell us how hard you worked all week. Please.
Okay, I only learned eight things this week, but it's only Tuesday and like I said, "Learn'n is Hard".
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