Top Ten Reasons to Wear a Trash Bag to a Race
10. Nobody can see that you brought your lucky bunny doll to the race.
9. Having a bad race? Pick up cans and bottles along the road and earn your entry fee back.
8. Allows you to make all your “pre race adjustments”.
7. If you faint from nerves you can easily be stored and carried home later.
6. Gives your running buddies another reason to make fun of you.
5. The bag can be saved for your Halloween costume (Darth Vader?).
4. A contractor size bag can fit two people. Great for making out before the race.
3. Disgusting-but true-find a quiet grassy spot, kneel down, and you can pee and nobody would know. (I did NOT do this!)
2. If it is hot you can drop those 5 pounds you’re trying to lose just before the race.
1. Get to dress as 2 brownies with your wife. Who doesn’t love brownies?
Thanks to MW for some of these suggestions!
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