Courtesy of MW:
Blast those rigid X-Country rules. Here’s my suggestions for alternate divisions which most of them coincidentally I qualify for:
· First and foremost the Men Vets Follicly Challenged Division.
· Men Vets Who Should Wear More Clothes
· Men Masters Who Get Scared They Soon Will Look Like the Vets
· Men Vets Who Frequently Fall
· Men Vets With No Article of Clothes That Match
· Men Vets Whining Division
· Clueless Men Vets
· Men Vets Who Eat Their Weight Worth of Post Race Treats
· Men Vets Who Make Noises When They Run…Sleep…Read the Paper…Breathe…
· Women Vets Who Look Like They Could Be In the Women Open Division (never miss an opportunity to kiss up) Go Fleet Feet!
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