"Yes, I am an actor."
"Ooh, I knew it, I told you so Scott." "Yea, so what's his name?" "Oh, you know, it's, umm, well he was in the movie Babe, and ...ummm "The Longest Yard".
"Hey, you're right, I know, you're ummm James Cromwell?"
"You got it, and I'm standing in front of the public restroom with my wetsuit half on showing off my 69 year old pecs, waiting to swim in Mirror Lake at Lake Placid!" Dumb asses.
If I have to semi-resemble an actor, can't it be someone sexy, like Sean Connery or maybe someone younger like Matt Damon? I really don't appreciate being thought of as 17 years older than I am.
Hey, maybe I can get a job as his stunt double?
