Empty bottles of Ubu beer are scattered around their cottage.
Wetsuits hanging from the trees to dry after their morning swim.
Mike’s screams heard throughout the woods when he spots a spider in the cottage doorway.
Yankee quizzes Mike sends from work every day stop. Lou gets depressed and begins re-reading a Mickey Mantle biography.
Spencerport village dogs don’t bark at 5:30am anymore, since MW isn’t out running.
Yankee television ratings drop as there is no cable access in the woods.
Yankee radio ratings increase as Mike and Eileen listen to Thsusan announce the games.
Visa calls Mike wondering if his credit card was stolen. He admits to a wild Lake Placid shopping spree at the outlet stores.
Mike and Eileen are banned from Tale o’ the Pup restaurant after dancing on top of the tables during one crazy night with a live band performing.
Eileen dreams every night of competing in the Lake Placid Ironman.
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