Joanne, one of the Sals executive committee members, should also consider retiring in light of Lou, her husband, recently announcing he intends to depart the world of work. Of course there are ten reasons why this is a good idea (credit Mike W for these):
1. Lou home alone! What if those 2 Christmas bandits break out of jail?
2. Lou and Teddy constant companions. I am thinking there could be some doggies damaged.
3. Lou doing the cooking and cleaning. Holy Board of Health, Batman!
4. If Joanne is not at home who will be around for Lou to not tell things to?
5. They don’t need Joanne’s pension anyways. Lou has a million $ in his 401 and all that bottled water in his trunk.
6. If Lou isn’t supervised he may try to fix something around the house.
7. After a week of retirement there will be a flat screen in every room in the house.
8. Lou might resume his successful professional gambler career.
9. Lou might go out and buy a pit bull or Doberman.
10. Last reason, without Joanne home …pajamas 24/7.
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