Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Ten Things Wrong with the London Olympics

Top Ten Things Wrong with the 2012 Olympics:

1. Never know when track and field events will be on tv!!! Telling viewers at 8pm that the 100m final will be on soon, then showing it after 11pm, really isn't soon.
2. Too much volleyball, diving and gymnastics.
3. The triathlon and marathons are shown at 6am, really?
4. Not enough bikini wear at beach volleyball. If I have to watch it over and over, at least show some legs.
5. Bob Costa’s hair hasn’t changed in 20 years.
6. No major drug charges yet? Sure, all these athletes are clean, yeah.
7. How soon before a male swimmer does a razor commercial for trimming their entire body?
8. Is the world’s fastest human really a 100m guy? Great, he can beat me to the mailbox, I can beat him for the next 15 miles. Who’s really faster?
9. Divers get out of the pool and into a hot tub, what for? See Lou, Joanne does need a hot tub.
10. Mary Carillo doing a special segment on Greenwich time instead of seeing Track events!

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