Top 10 Ways for the Olympics to Make More Money
(from guest blogger Mike W.)
1. Add horse racing (betting) to the equestrian events.
2. Charge NBC viewers extra for muting the TV during gymnastics. The announcers are annoying.
3. Celebrity beach volleyball as an exhibition event.
4. Hold a “Who Looks Meaner” contest for women sprinters.
5. Charge soccer players for each flop.
6. Have shot-put catching.
7. Add Pickleball for increasing senior viewage
8. Mix sports. Half volley ball in the sand, the other side of the court is a gym floor.
9. More food sponsors if you have speed eating contests.
10. Allow the team with the most gold medals gets to shave Bob Costas’ head.
I would like to mute the announcers in more than gymnastics. How about dressage freestyle, which the music plays a key component, and you cant hear it over them.
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